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Who hasn’t spent every waking minute dreaming of this opportunity?  So affordable too!

Fashion Week 2012: Lauren Moffatt - I always like to match my neck tie to my vagina-coverer.

In case you’re worried your choker is a little loud.

It’s so hard to decide which pair of terrible John Lennon sunglasses to buy.  The first one lets me make a deposit!

Fashion Week 2012: Stephen Burows bring you the perfect “meet the parents” look.

Go on a date in these.  Do it.  I dare you.  And only $99!

The gentleman’s guide for the bro who loves yarn for blokes.

Fashion Week 2012: Richard Chai asks the important questions: is this the year of the shirt poncho?  Or the year men start belting their parkas?  Oh no, it’s got to be the year we finally put saddle bags on women.

Fashion Week 2012: Jenni Kayne would like you to wear these outdoors.

Fashion Week 2012: From the Duckie Brown runway, letting us know that the David Byrne look is coming back.  Oh, but, plus a fur hat.